Fireside Chat November 2010
This is the place to chat about anything that doesn’t fit into the everyday posts on the site. It is our off-topic thread, so please make yourself at home and say what you got to say here. Spicy product makers are free to advertise their goods, news or appearances here.
1st :woohoo:
Wow Sean, this is great. It took me a little while to stop laughing so that I could make this post. Looks like you “nailed me right on the head” so to speak. I love it. Thanks for taking the time.
I don’t get it.
:_retarded:
What don’t you get?
Nice pic Leroy. 😆
I don’t get why you like the Vikings, they stink.
I think Parker may have a crush on Jen (of Mer & Jen fame)…just sayin’.
Maybe…but I know they eat well!!
Parker is, well, Parker…
I like all women, some just a little more than others! But to be honest I am sad she’s gone and will never return. 🙁 . 🙁 🙁
That’s the way I like it baby! :_drinkbeer:
She does seem like a very cool chick.
I hope those hippies appreciate her.
Here’s something for you bacon lovers out there.
http://www.myjones.com/limited/bacon
So my brother went to king taco and brought me back 7 2.25 cups of there red sauce .. WOOT so happy . I think i been eating it on everything .
It’s amazing that no Hot Sauce site mentioned Vetrans Day, Buddah I would think you would be a little thankful since it is a paid Holiday for the Postal system.
A big Thank You to all the Vetrans and Military currently serving, which include several Chilihead family members related to AJ, Bret, Parker and more have family serving this country. :_thumbsup: :_toastbeer: :_punk: :_bananadancing:
You have to love that all my comments go into moderation :toilet: …
Hell all of mine do to, welcome to the club! :_toastbeer:
Your right Blane, I let the ball drop. I was too consumed with my own world. People should give thanks to all the men and women that decide to enter the military and protect our great country, and constantly risk their lives. So with that said, I thank all the Veterans that have served our military, and that served at our side as our Allies. :_toastbeer:
I have nothing in the moderation that isn’t spam from Parker or yourself. If there was, it would be because of multiple links in one post. The system places those automatically filters those out. Sometimes if you post too fast, the system will reject it because of the time stamp. Perhaps that is what happened.
Why I’m divorced . . .
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning..
I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me.
As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone ‘Happy Birthday.’
I thought….
Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…. They will remember.
My kids came bounding down stairs to breakfast and didn’t say a word..
So when I left for the office, I felt pretty low and somewhat despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary Jane said, ‘Good Morning Boss, and by the way
Happy Birthday ! ‘
It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.
I worked until one o’clock , when Jane knocked on my door
and said, ‘You know, It’s such a beautiful day outside, and it is your Birthday,
what do you say we go out to lunch, just you and me..’
I said, ‘Thanks, Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go !’
We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go.
She chose instead at a quiet bistro with a private table.
We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Jane said, ‘You know,
It’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go straight back to the office,
Do We ?’
I responded, ‘I guess not. What do you have in mind ?’
She said, ‘Let’s drop by my apartment,
it’s just around the corner..’
After arriving at her apartment, Jane turned to me and said,
‘ Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I’ll be right back.’
‘Ok.’ I nervously replied.
She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday cake …
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens of my friends
and co-workers, all singing ‘Happy Birthday’.
And I just sat there….
On the couch….
Naked
Just as a side note, have any of you tried the Jack’s Old South BBQ Vinegar Sauce? I love the stuff! Especially on ribs. It’s become my absolute favorite non-spicy bbq sauce…@ $6 for an 18 oz. bottle, it’s worth a try…check it out!
That’s an awesome story! funny as shit, even it it’s true, it’s still funny as shit!! tragedy+time=comedy.
It can’t be true, he’s unemployed :skateboard:
Yes, it reads like a joke, but you never know. It seems too much is true these days that i don’t want to do the “oh man that’s hysterical, so funny, awesome etc etc,” and then it turns out it’s his would-be anniversary, of the worst day of his life that sent him spiraling down into misery. You just never know these days!
So anybody making any good spicy dishes for thanksgiving?
Maybe a special green bean casserole.
I might do a video of it.
I’ve been force feeding a duck a blend of fat and scorpions for 10 months, his liver is the size of a bowling ball with a sizable scoville heat.
Step one: Take one large turkey and inject it’s parts with The Source.
2-generously rub the cavity down with Defcon Zero.
3-Stuff it with the Scorpion Fed Ducks Liver.
4-roll it in Fallen Angel Wing Sauce
5- Coast it with a blend of Panko and Bhut Flakes.
6- DEEP FRY and ENJOY!!!!!
Gobble Gobble!
😯 :splode:
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Mmmmmmm…. a meatbaby!
😯
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Gross
Anything goes in California.
It’s where TSA agents get their start.
Because the TSA puts the “S” in “T&A”….
BAD Parrot
A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The
parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious
and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to
change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only
polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could
think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.
The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the
parrot got angrier and even more rude John, in desperation,
threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the
freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked
and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.
Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened
the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out
onto John’s outstretched arms and said “I believe I
may have offended you with my rude language and
actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my
inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do
everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.”
John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a
dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very
softly ans said, “May I ask what the turkey did?”
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😯
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Now that’s a handsome pic!
You look like that kid Beener Keenan, that does all the youtube lipsynch videos, an apparent viral sensation.!
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking,
the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and
eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then jumps onto the pool
table and grabs one of the billiard balls. To everyone’s amazement, he sticks it in
his mouth, and somehow swallows it whole. The bartender screams at the guy, “Did you
see what your monkey just did?”
“No, what?”
“He just ate the cue ball off my pool table… whole!”
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy, “he eats everything in sight.
Sorry! I’ll pay for the cue ball and stuff.”
The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and
leaves.
Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his monkey with him. He orders a
drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing
his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it
up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
eats it.
The bartender is disgusted. “Did you see what your monkey did just now?”
“No, what?” replied the man.
“Well, he stuck both a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his butt, pulled them out, and
ate them!” said the bartender.
“Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me,” replied the guy. “He still eats everything in
sight, but ever since he had to shit that cue ball out, he measures everything first now.”
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Buddah sammich?
The man Ryan Seacrest has uploaded the above-seen picture of himself getting it in with a bottle of Sriracha hot chili sauce (slightly Photoshopped). I’ve heard Ryan talk about some crazy diets he’s put his body through, but this one must be one of the craziest. Whatever works though
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