REVIEW: 7 Deadly Zings – Roasted Garlic Pineapple Sloth

Last year at the DC Fancy Food Show I came across a Puerto Rican Hot Sauce Company that wanted to do a review with us. The reviews were very very positive. Since this is not their review, I will not mention their name. Fast forward 1 year, and I found another hot sauce company from Puerto Rico. This company unlike the other company which only had 1 product, has a total of 8 different hot sauce flavors and heat levels. A play on the 7 Deadly Sins, Flavor Merchants, Inc have creatively marketed their products in both name as well as colorful labeling. I applaud their ingenuity, and surprised that no one has done this idea before. I love it!

After a show I am never completely sure whether I will hear back from any company that I meet or not. This company surprised me by sending me 24 bottles of hot sauce directly to my house. I usually hear from them first and supply the addresses for their review team. I passed them off to my local reviewers of G and the Schobergs. The last review Bishop Brad stepped up to the plate to take over for me so I could focus on the website. I think they are going to have some fun with this 8 hot sauce product line. Why is their 8 sauces and 7 deadly zings? Well, the last one is the Mother of All Zings: Fierce Bitch. I remember the burn from the show, and she is indeed a fierce bitch. Now that we have the intros out of the way, here is a little about the 7 Deadly Zings…

Who are we?

7 Deadly Zings by Flavor Merchants Inc is a new company of Chef-Created Innovation-Driven, flavorful Specialty Foods of Puerto Rican/Caribbean Gastronomic Heritage flavor palettes 7 Deadly Zings are a series of chef created Artisanal Tropical Hot Sauces. It is the only complete full series of branded Caribbean/Puerto Rican Hot Sauces with individual flavor profiles, ethnic ingredients and increasing heat index derived from different proprietary blends. Very versatile: use as condiment, cooking ingredient, marinade and much more!

All Natural, NO Chemicals, NO Additives, Vegetarian, Vegan, Gluten Free
Flavorful Heat from Puerto Rico in the Heart of the Caribbean

Bishop Brad


The Schobergs (Alex minus Lauren)

Flavor Merchants Inc.
Contact: Victor Merced, Partner, VP Operations
Phone: 787-396-7117
Email: Vi****@7D**********.com
Facebook: CLICK ME

3 thoughts on “REVIEW: 7 Deadly Zings – Roasted Garlic Pineapple Sloth

  • September 19, 2012 at 8:38 pm

    Looks like a good marinade to me.

  • September 19, 2012 at 8:39 pm

    ….or marinade base anyway.

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